Living room couch, mid-afternoon sunlight slanting through the blinds. Thick blonde in a loose top pretends to fold laundry while he kneels behind her—hands on her hips, fingers digging into soft flesh. She gasps but doesn’t turn around until his mouth is already on her ass. Flips her onto the armrests, legs spread wide for the creampie finish. Her tits bounce with every thrust, mascara smudging against his shoulder as she moans like this isn’t supposed to happen here. The remote control rolls off the coffee table when he grabs it to pin one leg open wider. Didn’t expect this kind of dirty afternoon nap.